This year has been the "Year of the Tattoo" for the Dallas Mavericks. DeShawn Stevenson already had Abe Lincoln on his throat, and Jason Terry had the Larry O'Brien Tropy inked on his biceps before the season began. What's the next logical step for Mavs and their fans? Somebody has to get Dirk Nowitzki's face tattooed on his ass. We need to keep raising the stakes.
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Picture of Mark Cuban's legal "f*ck you" to Ross Perot, Jr.
Picture of Mark Cuban peeing. With the Finals trophy.
Mavs fan Derek Dilday--no word on whether that's his Christian name or his porn name--had Ze German's likeness etched on his ass, where it will remain for the rest of Dilday's days. We hope Dilday is actually a porn star, because what could be better than having a chance to see Dirk Nowitzki's face on the ass of a man having sex? Other than seeing Dirk having sex, of course.
We have established definitively, with this tattoo and other pictures, that they sure know how to party down in Dallas. Thank you, Dirk Nowitzki, and thank you, Derek Dilday.
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