Hey, here are some photos from the new craptastic movie Warm Bodies, which is essentially about zombie teenagers having feelings and stuff. You guys, that's what Twilight was for. Didn't Red Riding Hood try to do this kind of teenager stuff with werewolves? And I don't want to be that guy but seriously, it is not possible for zombie teenagers to have feelings. If you really wanted to go all Hershel from The Walking Dead that's one thing, but they are the undead. They do not have feelings. The only way to get rid of those mother f*ckers is to kill the brain. Most of the teenagers that I know/ keep in my basement think with their genitals, so if they were actually undead I wouldn't want to mess with that.
What I'm trying to say is that this movie is invalid.
But alright, let's give it a shot. Warm Bodies stars Nicholas Hoult, who was Beast in X-Men: First Class, so he kind of knows his way around a colored contact lens. And the movie has John Malkovich in it so that's not that bad either. Here's the movie plot, from ComingSoon.net:
When a highly unusual zombie rescues a girl from imminent death at the hands of his cohorts, their unlikely romance sets in motion a chain of events that will transform him, his fellow dead and maybe even the whole lifeless world.
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