Entourage recap: Season 7, episode 9 "Porn Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (8/29/10)
DRAMA - Is still resisting the Johnny Bananas idea, but may be starting to crack thanks to some flirty support from E's assistant, Jenny. "Ahh, what the hell," he decides, forgoing an unknowingly star-treatment style meeting with Phil for a brief handshake and an, "I'll do it." Oh Drama, always kicking himself in the metaphorical nuts.
ARI - Is eschewing business calls to spend quality time with his family. In the big climactic scene, he chews out Amanda Daniels in front of an entire restaurant for releasing the tapes and taking his NFL deal. But UH OH! Amanda reveals it was actually her assistant who leaked the tapes and that she was calling him before to get him back on the deal. But now he's REALLY out. Really.
E - Is an ineffectual little twerp as per usual. He can't get Johnny to commit to the monkey show. He can't get Sasha a part in Airwalker. He can't reach the cookies on the top shelf.
TURTLE - Lost all that weight with Wii Fit? Yeah right. Carlos is all pissy because Turtle is trying to make him some sick money. (Conflict! Conflict! Nonsensical conflict!) In an attempt to remedy this, Turtle schedules an ambush meeting with Mark Cuban that does not go well. Carlos balks. Cuban threatens to buy Avion. Life is hard!
VINCE - Is all on drugs and like "F*ck you!" to everyone. Sasha tells him one of the guys she's gonna bang on film is her ex-fiance. Damn Vince, why you so uptight? Why can't you be cultured and forward-thinking like Sasha? It's just sex, bro. Vince meets with hotshot director Peter Berg, who doesn't care if he's coked up and banging pornstars, just that he show up on set. Berg is even willing to consider casting Sasha in the role of the secretary. Unfortunately for Vince, this tantalizing movie offer does nothing to deter her from doing porn, even though she said it would. "B-b-but I LOVE YOU," Vince says. Sasha counters with the standard Prove It By Marking Your Territory AKA Boning Me In a Restaurant Bathroom defense. Well played?
LLOYD - Finds a big ole bag-a-blow. Vince is on drugs!
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