Henry: "You want answers?" Shawn: "I want the truth!" Henry: "You can't handle the truth!!"

Shawn: "He even sounded pale." Gus: "How do you sound pale?"

Gus: "The Gus and Shawn club!" Shawn: "It's actually the Shawn and Gus club." From "Dis-Lodged"

Henry really fit in at Glorious Pines! Except that he was way more fit than anyone else of course....

"Looks like we're gonna have to go ... incognito."

"I need you to dial it back about fifty notches or I will ask you to put your gun on my desk."

Henry: "What are you doing with my cooler?" Gus: "We have to keep the gelato cold in the car." Henry: "You two girls are useless!" Gelato.... Now I want some. From "The Old and the Restless"

"Don't judge me, Shawn. I'm weak."

"Just call me the Suck Stopper. Scratch that. Don't ever call me that." From "There's something about Mira."