Mario Balotelli could bring about world peace or the next global war. Or both. When the Italy striker is on his game, he scores ridiculous goals and kills all the racists on Earth with a nod of his pubic-hair mohawk. Today, with Italy needing a win and a result in the Spain vs. Croatia match to guarantee them a place in the semifinals, Balotelli delivered a nail-in-the-coffin goal to seal a 2-0 Italy victory.
Balotelli's psychic powers also forced a goal out of an uncharacteristly drap Spanish side, setting things up nicely for the Italians. Will we see a 2006 World Cup Final rematch between France and Italy in the next round? Time and Mario Balotelli will tell, for Balotelli is time; he is space; he is love; he is beauty. He contains all things, yet he contains nothing. He is omnipotent.
Italy 2-0 Rep. of Ireland (Euro 2012 - Group C) by fasthighlights-2012
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