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Hey Guys, Happy Friday.

Emily Cheever
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Hey you. First of all, you look great today. No, really, maybe it's something just a little bit different with your hair? You're just glowing. It's probably because it's a beautiful Friday, mid-June, and this weekend will be filled with sleeping in late and staying out on rooftops. Your life is like a god damn beer commercial. Enjoy it.

And hey, even if you're having a bad Friday, that's OK. Things will get better. You don't have that big presentation due tomorrow. You don't have to worry about thinking it's Thursday when really it's Tuesday (ugh, the worst, right?). No, all you have to do is take a deep breath in and thank whatever you believe in. It's time for you to just sit back in your chair and truly take stock of your week. What made you happy? What made you sad? How can you make this day the first day of the rest of your life?

 

The answer is simple, of course. You must show Danny DeVito your tits.

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