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A celebration of the astonishing talent and douchebaggery of Bryce Harper.
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25 Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
25 Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
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Video: Bryce Harper Hit Himself In The Face With A Baseball Bat
Video: Bryce Harper Hit Himself In The Face With A Baseball Bat
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20 Previously Unknown Facts About Bryce Harper
20 Previously Unknown Facts About Bryce Harper
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Don Orsillo Is Douchier Than Bryce Harper
Don Orsillo Is Douchier Than Bryce Harper
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Pretty Soon You Can Buy An OFFICIAL
Pretty Soon You Can Buy An OFFICIAL "That's A Clown Question, Bro" Bryce Harper T-Shirt
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Bryce Harper Has A Bat Rack In The Trunk Of His Pimped Out Benz
Bryce Harper Has A Bat Rack In The Trunk Of His Pimped Out Benz
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Bryce Harper All Star Game Boner
Bryce Harper All Star Game Boner
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20 More Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
20 More Things You Didn't Know About Bryce Harper
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Watch This: Bryce Harper Gets Pie To Face, Exclaims: 'Golly!'
Watch This: Bryce Harper Gets Pie To Face, Exclaims: 'Golly!'
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Watch This: Bryce Harper's Truck Is Almost as Awesome as Bryce Harper
Watch This: Bryce Harper's Truck Is Almost as Awesome as Bryce Harper
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Steve commented on Don Orsillo Is Douchier Than Bryce Harper:
“You are an idiot. This is so classless. You are the one who comes out looking like the douchebag. Grow up.”
April 4, 2013

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Watch This: Bryce Harper "That's A Clown Question, Bro" Awesome Video Mashup

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The second we saw the video of responding to a reporter's query about beer with the regal and condescending "That's a clown question, bro," we knew it would be a hit. In fact, I've already begun responding to every question I hear with Bryce Harper's brilliant quote. Boss: "Why didn't you proofread that 1,600-word Mad Men recap you did?" Me: "That's a clown question, bro." Job application: "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" Me: "That's a clown question, bro."

In an homage to the great Bryce Harper and his classic response, our friends at bryceharperfacts.com cut a video of Bryce Harper responding to famous questions throughout history. It's soooooo worth the three minutes of your meaningless life to watch it. So do it. Watch it, that is. Watch and revel in the glory that is Bryce Harper. 

Do you believe in love? That's a clown question, bro.

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Bison Messink: The Jessica Simpson clown question at the end is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
June 15, 2012