10. Jim Carrey and Rick Carlisle, Head Coach Dallas Mavericks
Rick Carlisle looks like Jim Carrey after a 10-year alcohol and pain medication addiction.
9. Young Puff Daddy and Jose Reyes, Miami Marlins
Wonder what Puff was looking at. Probably mansions n' Benzes, racks on racks and huge breasts.
Shoutout to @AngieOnDaMic for the tip.
8. Kyle Korver, Chicago Bulls and Hilary Swank
Swank has been cast to play Korver in Spike Lee's chilling new documentary, "Young and Overpaid: The Uninspiring Story of a Mediocre Talent ".
7. Keegan Bradley, Pro Golfer and Wes Bentley
"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."
6. Bubba Watson, Pro Golfer and Randy Quaid
Bubba Watson won the Masters without ever taking a golf lesson. Randy Quaid played Cousin Eddie in Vegas Vacation. Two natural talents.
5. Pitchfork Guy and Adam Silver, NBA Deputy Commissioner
Now isn't Silver just a tall drink of water.
4. Nick Faldo, Retired Golf Great and Harrison Ford
The good old squint n' smirk. Way to show em' how it's done fellas.
3. Brian Wilson, San Francisco Giants and a Hairball
At this point Wilson, all I see is hair. I see a human beard.
2. Mike Leach, WSU Head Football Coach and Vince Gill
If Vince Gill looked any less manly he'd be reading Vogue while peeing sitting down.
1. Billy Crudup, Almost Famous and Adam Morrison, NBA Bust
Crudup is in character. He plays make believe for a living. Morrison has looked like this for 10 years by choice. It hasn't worked out bro. Go in a different direction.
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