Guys: you’re overreacting. Yes, it’s probably completely true that Drake and Chris Brown got into a brawl last night- but why does it have to be about fellow popstar Rihanna? Why can't this just be a classic case of bros bein' bros? We fight over the silliest, most trivial things, and here are a bunch of reasons why the lanky dancer and the emotional rapper came to bro blows (ha) last night. And none of them have to do with the fact that they have a common ex. None.
1. Whether or not Hannah and Adam should be together on Girls. 2. Whether "Vogue" or "Express Yourself" was the best Madonna song. 3. Dick size. 4. Which one of them was "yellow-er." 5. Drake’s pansy-ass Punk-ing. 6. Which one of them would get to play Pokémon as Charmander. 7. The last martini. 8. Who's the better best friend to Justin Bieber. 9. The Secret Circle getting canceled. 10. Who the hottest member of One Direction is. 11. Whether or not girls actually run the world. 12. If Claire Danes deserves an Emmy nod for Homeland. 13. Whether to see Ted or Magic Mike, both in theatres on June 29th. 14. Rihanna’s most flattering magazine cover- you know, objectively speaking. 15. They wore the same pink shirt to the club. 16. Gay marriage. 17. Ology’s Best Female Rising Star contest. 18. Whether Peach or Daisy was the best Mario Kart racer. 19. The Mad Men finale. 20. How to pronounce "bourgeoisie." 21. Whether or not to call Carly Rae Jepsen. 22. Spoby or Ezria on Pretty Little Liars. 23. Who uses better Instagram filters. 24. The right way to eat a Reese's. 25. The best Degrassi episode.
What do YOU think Chris Brown and Drake fought about last night? Let us know in the comments.