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Video: Guys Who Might Be DadBoner's Roommate Dave

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As we all know, DadBoner's roommate Dave is a total corncob who had no class when it comes to babes. 

In that spirit, I've found yet another guy who might be Dave, and this time I've got video. Pay no mind to the name that appears with the video, because he probably gave a fake name. Idiot.

So this dude got caught dumping a bunch of stumps off of a flat bed truck onto a Detroit street in broad day light. When confront by Channel 7 Action News, the corncob said he was cleaning up, not dumping.

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"You don't have to ask me, and I don't take no orders from no woman, by the way," he told the reporter. "By the way, I don't take no orders from no women."

When pressed that someone saw him and tried to stop him from dumping and that he fled the scene, he responded:

"It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling, I tell them to shut up."

This is why Dave needed Karl to make him a personal ad on craigslist -- he'll never get some babe to let him touch her chest beefers if he doesn't have a little respect. So stupid.

The Dave part of the video starts at the 0:50 mark.

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Comments (2)

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Ken Browning: What a jackass.
June 13, 2012
Anthony profile picture
Anthony Schneck: In fairness, this "Stump Dumping" is considered a municipal beautification project in the Polish village where this guy's from.
June 12, 2012

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