Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?
I guess some people don't appreciate the Bold Flavor Lifestyle, you guys.
The New York Times printed a classless review of Guy Fieri's new NYC restaurant today, and the Twittersphere is calling on Karl Welzein, a.k.a. DadBoner for a response. Last we heard from Welzein, he and Dave were hiding in the john with the lights turned off and some ranch corn nuts for provisions, after the landlord discovered that Crazy Cooter and his friends had ruined "Club Karl" next door by having deviant carnal relations and going number two in the bathtub.
Will Guy Fieri's biggest fan and possible future business partner come out of stick up for Guy's honor, and for Bold Flavor men everywhere? We can only hope, you guys.
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DadBoner a.k.a. Karl Welzein got canned from his job recently, after Nosey Lady found him passed out on the floor of the lady's john when he had some kind of seizure situaish with a bad batch of BL 'Nums. So Karl has been living the "All Freedom Lifestyle," making merry with Dave and Crazy Cooter, but even a Bad Boy has to earn some bread, somehow.
So DadBoner has put his rezz (resume, if you still speak square) up on Craigslist, and he's sure to get some hot leads on it real soon.
Under his employment history he lists Owner/Operator/CEO of Captain Karl's Pizza Ship (Keepin' the celebraish goin' 24/7 -365 with specials like "buy 11 get the 12th free top shelf margs" and "Cheetos on anything for an extra dollar"), President and CEO, DJ, The works, really of Bad Boy City USA Entertainment (Blar...
We don't know much about DadBoner's roommate Dave, except that he's a no-class corncob who leaches onto Karl and ruins all of his best plans by doin'things like beefin' in front of babes. But here' another best guess as to what Dave might look like.
Check out more of Guys Who Might Be Dave, and post your own Daves in our DadBoner Ology.
As we all know, DadBoner's roommate Dave is a total corncob who had no class when it comes to babes.
In that spirit, I've found yet another guy who might be Dave, and this time I've got video. Pay no mind to the name that appears with the video, because he probably gave a fake name. Idiot.
So this dude got caught dumping a bunch of stumps off of a flat bed truck onto a Detroit street in broad day light. When confront by Channel 7 Action News, the corncob said he was cleaning up, not dumping.
"You don't have to ask me, and I don't take no orders from no woman, by the way," he told the reporter. "By the way, I don't take no orders from no women."
When pressed that someone saw him and tried to stop him from dumping and that he fled the scene, he responded:
"It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling, I tell them to shut up."
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