So just so you're aware, in honor of the imminent release of Magic Mike (the movie loosely based on Channing Tatum's previous life as a stripper), our office was just planning on going to a nearby male strip club. Just to see what it's like. Yeah, for an experiment, that's it.
To honor this future experience of joy, drunkeness and inevitable shame, here are some VERY IMPORTANT new stills from the film. All I have to say is that Matthew McConaughey looks like the primary reason to see this movie. Oscar nomination? God willing. America needs to finally be OK with guys wearing tight spandex short shorts. Tolerance, you guys.
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Anyway, there are f*cking 50 photos from the movie (via ComingSoon), but I'm just going to put up a few of them that especially make my lady parts tingle. Fair warning, most of them are of McConaughey.

"To mah ladies on the sides, this grinding motion is for you."

God, I hope this happens to me during our trip to Manhattan Men.

"While I'm wearing this bondage gear, can you play 'S&M' by Rhianna?"

This is actually an outtake of the porn parody of Saw.

What a great statement necklace. Plus, if you don't wear a leather vest during working hours as a male stripper, you're put on probation.

Hey it's Alcide from True Blood! Do you think he also stripes as a werewolf? I hope so. I always give points for creativity.

Text from woman: Wut R U up 2?
Text from Channing: nm, jus goin shoppin for thongs with my bro. Have half a chub.

Holy SHIT, Bomer. He is the bomb, indeed.
And the winner for the best picture of all time....

Oh Jesus Christ. It's awesome. It's like looking into the face of God and by face I mean groin.
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