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November 22, 2012

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Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?
I guess some people don't appreciate the Bold Flavor Lifestyle, you guys. The New York Times printed a classless review of Guy Fieri's new NYC restaurant today, and the Twittersphere is calling on Karl Welzein, a.k.a. DadBoner for a response. Last we heard from Welzein, he and Dave were hiding in the john with the lights turned off and some ranch corn nuts for provisions, after the landlord discovered that Crazy Cooter and his friends had ruined "Club Karl" next door by having deviant carnal relations and going number two in the bathtub. Will Guy Fieri's biggest fan and possible future business partner come out of stick up for Guy's honor, and for Bold Flavor men everywhere? We can only hope, you guys. Here's more,
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DadBoner a.k.a. Karl Welzein got canned from his job recently, after Nosey Lady found him passed out on the floor of the lady's john when he had some kind of seizure situaish with a bad batch of BL 'Nums. So Karl has been living the "All Freedom Lifestyle," making merry with Dave and Crazy Cooter, but even a Bad Boy has to earn some bread, somehow. So DadBoner has put his rezz (resume, if you still speak square) up on Craigslist, and he's sure to get some hot leads on it real soon. Under his employment history he lists Owner/Operator/CEO of Captain Karl's Pizza Ship (Keepin' the celebraish goin' 24/7 -365 with specials like "buy 11 get the 12th free top shelf margs" and "Cheetos on anything for an extra dollar"), President and CEO, DJ, The works, really of Bad Boy City USA Entertainment (Blar...
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We don't know much about DadBoner's roommate Dave, except that he's a no-class corncob who leaches onto Karl and ruins all of his best plans by doin'things like beefin' in front of babes. But here' another best guess as to what Dave might look like. Check out more of Guys Who Might Be Dave, and post your own Daves in our DadBoner Ology.
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Guys Who Might Be DadBoner's Roommate Dave

Bison Messink
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If you're all caught up on your DadBoner news, you know that this week Karl was "thinkin' maybe I should settle down for a little summertime romance? Take a break from the playboy lifestyle and give a babe all I got."

So he decided to put up a personal ad on craigslist to get a little computer romance going, which has gotten at least one quality response, that we know about. 

But of course Dave got jealous. So selfish.

"Dave's steamed that I'm tryin' to get a summer 1 on 1 babe," Karl tweeted. "Said, "I thought we were gonna cruise Top Gun style!" Goose dies, Dave. Idiot.

But Dave wouldn't let it die.

"Dave won't shut his mouth about bein' left out of the summer romance computer babe hunt. Says he wants me to make him an ad. Sick of this," said Welzein. "Dave's in terrible shape, poor, and an idiot. Told him no babes would be interested, computer dating is competitive. Now he's all steamed."

I have a feeling Dave has gotten busy getting into the computer dating game, competitive as it is. And I have a feeling that this here picture might be  Dave, looking to get carnal with some babe on the internet.

I found this photo in the craigslist personals for Flint, Michigan. Terrible shape? Check. Poor? Most likely. An idiot? Sure looks like it.

The fella says he is "lookin 4 someone I can love n be myself around," which apparently means taking off your shirt and learing into a camera.

Could this be DadBoner's roommate Dave?

Each weekday we'll be posting photos of guys who might be DadBoner's roommate Dave in our DadBoner Ology. Check it out, and post your own.

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Anthony Schneck: Dave's a total corncob,
June 7, 2012
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Sharon Tharp: This is totally the best one. The most accurate in my mind.
June 7, 2012

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