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November 22, 2012

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Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?
I guess some people don't appreciate the Bold Flavor Lifestyle, you guys. The New York Times printed a classless review of Guy Fieri's new NYC restaurant today, and the Twittersphere is calling on Karl Welzein, a.k.a. DadBoner for a response. Last we heard from Welzein, he and Dave were hiding in the john with the lights turned off and some ranch corn nuts for provisions, after the landlord discovered that Crazy Cooter and his friends had ruined "Club Karl" next door by having deviant carnal relations and going number two in the bathtub. Will Guy Fieri's biggest fan and possible future business partner come out of stick up for Guy's honor, and for Bold Flavor men everywhere? We can only hope, you guys. Here's more,
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DadBoner Put His Resume On Craigslist
DadBoner a.k.a. Karl Welzein got canned from his job recently, after Nosey Lady found him passed out on the floor of the lady's john when he had some kind of seizure situaish with a bad batch of BL 'Nums. So Karl has been living the "All Freedom Lifestyle," making merry with Dave and Crazy Cooter, but even a Bad Boy has to earn some bread, somehow. So DadBoner has put his rezz (resume, if you still speak square) up on Craigslist, and he's sure to get some hot leads on it real soon. Under his employment history he lists Owner/Operator/CEO of Captain Karl's Pizza Ship (Keepin' the celebraish goin' 24/7 -365 with specials like "buy 11 get the 12th free top shelf margs" and "Cheetos on anything for an extra dollar"), President and CEO, DJ, The works, really of Bad Boy City USA Entertainment (Blar...
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We don't know much about DadBoner's roommate Dave, except that he's a no-class corncob who leaches onto Karl and ruins all of his best plans by doin'things like beefin' in front of babes. But here' another best guess as to what Dave might look like. Check out more of Guys Who Might Be Dave, and post your own Daves in our DadBoner Ology.
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This was my response to Karl's most recent personal ad in Craigslist

Emily Cheever
DadBoner

Something in your ad really gave me the lady tingles. The last time I had that feelin' was when I was almost chosen as an extra for a Whitesnake coverband video, where I woulda got to dance on a firebird wearing an American Flag bikini. Those guys really don't know what their missing. I'm also lookin' for a cool dude to spend the summer with, I just got out of a pretty awful relationship (he was sticking his ding dong in the waitress at Applebees). I like to get pretty crazy, I hold the record for mechanical bullring at the local bar where my brother in law works at, but I also like to chill in the backyard with a few brews cooking up my special cheesy 'rito crunch, which is 3 types of velveeta and a topping of crushed doritos. When I'm really feeling nuts, I throw some bacon in there, 'cause dudes love bacon.
But I hope you like dogs, because I breed champion rotty's. My bitch Pistol has been with me for over 5 years. She's like me, beautiful strong and with a little bit of a 'tude, but also sweet and nurturing.
I think we should meet sometime and maybe grab some sex on the beach- I mean the drink ;-)

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