Call me maybe krazy, but I'm not sure the Kardashians are exactly qualified to do any of the shit they do. Their collective resume includes having sex on camera running LA-based retailer DASH, designing a line for Sears, releasing a sunless tanner, acting in shitty movies and singing what Daily News Writer Jim Farber, called a "dead-brained piece of generic dance music, without a single distinguishing feature." All right!
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Lucky for us, the trio plans to put their name on another line that they'll have little-to-nothing to do with, save for promoting it. This winter, the Klan will release a collection of beauty products called Khroma Beauty, which includes fake eyelashes, mascara and whatever the fuck a Kardazzle Compact is.
The best part is the RIDICULOUS press release that begins with this enlightening message:
"In every generation there are certain women who personify beauty and become icons for the standard of beauty at that time. As the creators, ambassadors and faces for Khroma Beauty, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian embody beauty, style and fashion in a manner that is at once desirable and relatable to women worldwide."
....HAHAHAH. ANYWAY, the likely overpriced line will be available at ULTA during the holiday season. Please, for the love of god, tell me that you refuse to funnel your hard-earned cash into the Kardashian monster.
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