You might wonder which part of that is a joke. Answer: none of it.
Among all the things you might be wondering about the Showtime hit’s looming seventh season (what will happen after that crazy finale? Will Dexter and Deb fall in love? Is Quinn leaving? Can it be better than that God awful Season 6? Please?), the one thing that you won’t have to worry about: sexy people! Along with Michael C. Hall’s murderous good looks, TVLine reports that the show has hired actress Katia Winter for a recurring role as a Russian stripper. Let your imaginations run wild and just completely ignore my add-ons that Ray Stevenson and Jason Gedrick are also joining the season, and while Stevenson will play an Eastern European crime lord, Gedrick will be the owner of the club that Winter’s character will drop it like it’s hot. Yeah, see what I did there? Saw your dirty thoughts and brought you right back in.
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