If you love football, and have a hot wife, you should contact Vanderbilt football* coach James Franklin to apply for a position on his staff. Be prepared to have Franklin look her over (your wife, that is) before he hires you.
"I’ve been saying it for a long time; I will not hire an assistant until I see his wife," Franklin said this week on Nashville radio. "If she looks the part and she’s a D1 recruit**, then you got a chance to get hired. That’s part of the deal. There’s a very strong correlation between having the confidence, going up and talking to a woman, and being quick on your feet and having some personality and confidence and being articulate and confident, than it is walking into a high school and recruiting a kid and selling him."
Obviously, if you can bag a hot babe for a wife, you can bag a stud 17-year-old high school football player, so this is important stuff. Franklin did not make it clear whether he requests to see your wife in various stages of disrobe before making a hire, but it's pretty safe to assume he's not going to want to make that judgement without seeing a little skin.
But please - don't think coach Franklin said this to offend you. In fact, he hopes that he didn't.
"My foot doesn't taste good, I hope I did not offend any1, I love & respect ALL,have a great day, enjoy the fam & don't forget 2 #AnchorDown," the coach tweeted.
Anywho, if you've got a hot wife and would like to apply for a job on Franklin's staff at Vanderbilt University*** I suggest you send an email to the Vanderbilt football office (football_recruiting@vanderbilt.edu) and include a photo of your wife. Might want to send a few photos, just to be safe. Say, a head shot and a topless number, at the very least.
*You may not have realized that Vanderbilt has a football team. I know I didn't. In his first season on the job, Franklin led the Commodores to a 2-6 record in the SEC, but used non-conference wins over the likes of Elon University to register six wins to become eligible to play in the Liberty Bowl, where Franklin's team lost to Cincinnati.
**And when he says "D1 recruit," that means she's hot.
***Vanderbilt University's stated goals are
- quest for new knowledge through scholarship,
- dissemination of knowledge through teaching and outreach,
- creative experimentation of ideas and concepts.
And in pursuit of these goals, Vanderbilt values most highly
- intellectual freedom that supports open inquiry,
- equality, compassion, and excellence in all endeavors.
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