Miley Cyrus didn't wear a shirt or pants to last Sunday night's Billboard Music Awards because she just got fucked she'd rather not pay for ruining another gown at an awards show. Makes sense, right? In an interview with Access Hollywood about her unfortunate outfit choice, Miley said, "There's always a frickin' hole in it when you're on the red carpet. You leave here having to buy the thing because everyone has put their heel in the back of your train. I've learned!"
Fair enough, Cyrus. But does that mean you can't wear pants either? The 19-year-old ex-Disney starlet opted for a white plunging Jean Paul Gaultier jacket accessorized with with Jacquie Aiche jewels and Christian Louboutin heels. Besides her bottoms, there was one thing missing from Cyrus's outfit on the white carpet - her twangy Tennessee dad, Billy Ray, who happens to be one of the dress crushing culprits.
"It'll happen on the red carpet. That's why my dad isn't here right now because he always steps on my dress. So no longer do we walk carpets together."
Even if she is openly talking about sex and making it a point to let everyone know she's growing up, I still think Miley should have picked between showing side-boob or naked legs, not both. But then again, I get it, Miley — you can't be tamed, you're just being Miley, party in the U.S.A.
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[Belfast Telegraph]
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