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Stephen Strasburg turned in his worst start of the young season Tuesday afternoon, proving that he still has a lot to learn about pitching in the big leagues.
Like this: If you are going to put burning "Hot Stuff" ointment on your body, you make sure that you don't accidentally spread to your balls.
''It was on his shoulder and evidently - I don't know how it got to where it got, but it was uncomfortable, to say the least,'' Strasburg's Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson told reporters.
So what was the deal with the painful ointment, Strasburg was asked: "I'm going to keep that in the clubhouse," he said.
You don't have to read too far between the lines to know that it ended up in his groin. And if you've ever been a 14-year-old boy with access to a tube of Bengay and a bunch of idiot friends, then you know how painful that can be.
Strasburg lasted just four innings, giving up four runs on seven hits, and the Nationals attributed much of his struggles to the burning sensation that Strassburg was dealing with.
The Stephen Strasburg Hot Stuff-in-the-groin story is part of a wider trend of uber-talented young MLB players who made the big leagues after very brief minor league stints and quickly made some dumb rookie mistakes.
''It was on his shoulder and evidently - I don't know how it got to where it got, but it was uncomfortable, to say the least,'' Strasburg's Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson told reporters.
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