Terry "just the tip" Richardson is a good friend of Lady Gaga. He takes her photos and doesn't even whip it out! OK, maybe just that one time. OK, maybe a few times, but that's not the point. The point is, the imfamous photographer recently posted a snap shot of the monstrous Gaga holding up her hand in excitement because she's presumably wearing an engagment ring.
Yeah. Right.
Obviously this isn't true. Unless they would be getting married to each other which kind of would be awesome in a sick, weird way. I don't even want to think about the kind of sex they would have (INCREDIBLY NSFW pic of someone that might be Juliette Lewis and Terry here). More dubious about it is the fact that Gaga just split with her boyfriend Taylor Kinney due to the fact that she's working so much.
If you want to roll your eyes even more about this news, we should all be reminded that Lady Gaga was going to do a media blackout. We were going to be Gaga-less for a while- why isn't she in some strange convent in the slopes of Switzerland coming up with her next gimmick? The less we see of her, the better. I want that next album to be comparable to God farting glitter on the world, while unicorns and vampire bunnies attack people who are intolerant, even if they were born that way.
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[Gaga showing off her new engagement ring!]
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