You know this song is atrocious when you're dog turns to you and says, "Dude, turn this shit off."
That was just about the most uncomfortable minute of my week. I need to take a shower or something. I guess when you've been as successful as Serena, you're duped into thinking you can excel at anything.
Here's a lesson for all you kids out there: If you suck at something, don't do it. Get real friends who tell you that you suck. This will save you years of wasteful experimenting and eliminate a hopeful buildup likely to result in devestating failure.
Thanks guys. I'll be the keynote speaker at the Catalina Motivational Conference at the Las Vegas Convention Center next month. Tickets are going fast so make sure to get yours today.