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You Can Buy Bobby Petrino's Busted Motorcyle

Bison Messink
05/09/2012
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Wouldn't you like to own Bobby Petrino's wrecked motorcycle? Of course you would.

Are you an Arkansas Razorbacks fan? A Tennessee Volunteers fan? An Atlanta Falcons fan? A women's volleyball fan? Whoever you are, Bobby Petrino's motorcyle is for sale, and it's got your name written all over it. You know, figuratively. 

bobby petrino motorcycleLiterally, it has "Hawg Wild" (sic) written on it, along with a picture of a feral Razorback. 

The 2007 Harley Davidson Road King is up for auction at Copart.com, and it's guaranteed to cost you a lot less than it cost Bobby Petrino (his job and dignity). The biding is currently at $4,000, and the ad says it needs $18,000 in repairs.

REPAIRS?

Why would anyone want to repair it? The whole point of buying the bike is to buy the busted bike. Who is buying Bobby Petrino's motorcycle because they want a steal on a motorcycle that they can ride around town? You're buying it because you love/hate Petrino/Arkansas, and want to preserve the artifact. And when you look at it like that, $4,000 is really a pretty damned good price.

So happy bidding, you guys.

(Neck brace, hot blonde sold separately.)

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Anthony Schneck: I want that neck brace. That's a collector's item.
May 9, 2012