'Degrassi' Photo Recap: "Hollaback Girl, Part One"

04/28/2012

So who would have guessed that the biggest backstabbing wench of the season (so far) would be Katie Matlin? After yanking that knife out of Fiona's back, Katie is totally ready to pay a visit to the Slut Kingdom of Bianca DeSousa! Bad news: Bianca won't be expecting this shocking betrayal. Good news: A good backstabbing wench always knows how to backstab back when backstabbed. That'll make sense when this is all over. Leggo!

So the first thing you should know about tonight is that while Bianca was off in the Slut Kingdom, a curious thing happened: she got smart, you guys. Look at her finishing her tests super early. Probation is power!

And the Katie/Bianca conflict is off! Meanwhile, Marisol and Mo nearly clothesline Connor with their hand-holding. No good. Besides, Marisol still thinks Mo's gross, probably.

Bianca still can't pee like a regular person, thanks to probation. She has to do it in a cup WHICH WE WILL BLATANTLY DISPLAY FOR YOU ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GROSS OR ANYTHING. Ew.

But Mr. Simpson has caught onto Bianca's good behavior recently. Maybe she's not a wastecase!

Don't care about that just yet. Dave and Alli are back to their trickery. Hey, remember that time Dave made a girl walk into a car?

Tough decision. Dave obviously chooses the "suck on my face" option. Who wouldn't, right? Alli is a sad thing to me right now, but that's okay.

Dave and Katie and problems, ya'll.

Katie decides to help Bianca with her newfound college dreams, which really means using her to get her hands on MOHR YUMMY DRUGS! This'll go wrong. But not yet...

Mo needs help, so he goes to Lumberjake. Right.

Oh, Lumberjake. Thank heavens Mo picks the second one. Let's get to Katie and Bianca and the secret drugcapade.

And this somehow turns into the pair of them agreeing to go out and party together. Katie is slick, but Bianca is super worried, you guys.

ALLI IS SO MAD AT DAVE SHE COULD GOOGLE.

Apparently, everyone is writing on Jacinta's Facerange page (wait, seriously, is Facerange an actual thing) that they believe the entire accident is Dave's fault. Sounds like a secret you wanna keep from Dave, AMIRITE?! HUH?! YEAH!

Katie is being super annoying about getting into the Klub with a fake ID but Bianca knows how to fix that.

This episode is secretly all about boobs.

Anyway, Dave shows up.

Back at the Klub, Katie managed to get her hands on some Oxy. I don't understand WHY GIRLS TAKE SO LONG IN THE BATHROOM. LOOK WHAT HAPPENS!

Mo takes Lumberjake's advice. And here we go, Marisol...

Katie is tripping FACE right now!

Katie starts flailing all over the place, so Bianca does the responsible thing (Bianca? Responsible? Is that proper grammar?) and takes Katie home.

BEST LINE KATIE HAS EVER SAID:

(sorry, couldn't get a good screenshot of that but you get the idea)

Alright, since there's only like 30 seconds left in the episode, Alli realizes that she has to come clean to Drew about the things people are saying on the internet because it's 2012 and everything that people type on the internet is fact. I can fly.