I'll provide an update in case you've been, well, committing a cardinal sin by not following football: last year, Colts' QB Peyton Manning required robotic surgery on his neck due to a malfunction in the general upper spinal region, and thus, sat out the entire season, which, in turn, means that Indianapolis was the premier sh*t of the league, which they were.
Due to the aforementioned instance, talk grew quickly that the team would shoot to draft top college prospect and Stanford savior Andrew Luck, not only due to the convenience of his last name in regards to their situation, but also because just about everyone figures Peyton Manning to be ready for the mantel. That all having been hypothesized, the first round of the NFL Draft took place last night, and Luck, as was predicted, was snagged by Indy. Small details, but important.
Anyway, what's going on here is that, well, I think Luck is also capable of saving Private Ryan, i.e., Matt Damon, and due to this, I've placed him in historical depictions that probably deserve his presence. Vin Diesel was never necessary. He was only there to die. Slash him, add Luck, and you're in a better place than you began.
Anyway, just look at the pictures. They explain themselves.
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