There's pretty much nothing I can say about this that it doesn't say for itself, but I'll give it a go. Best Selling German newspaper Bild (the publication's front page regularly features topless models, so you see what we're dealing with here) spent months and months compiling data on the average cup sizes (read: boobs) of women across the world. So what'd they find out? "Russian Women Have The Tightest Baskets." Thanks, Google Translate!
Part of me has trouble imagining that any country averages bigger than a D, but even worse, how the hell did they possibly come up with a semi-accurate prediction? They couldn't possibly go on bra size alone, mostly because it's not a worldwide norm, and I highly doubt they took a ground poli, because if nothing else, that's expensive as shit. I guess this is just the natural progression of ranking countries by penis size.
Lastly, Business Insider would like to remind you that, "yes, this is the same newspaper that exposed a huge corruption scandal and forced the German President to resign earlier this year." You win some, you really, really lose some.
How does your country stack up?
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