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November 22, 2012

Bison posted in DadBoner

Will DadBoner Defend Guy Fieri After Cruel New York Times Restaurant Review?

I guess some people don't appreciate the Bold Flavor Lifestyle, you guys. The New York Times printed a classless review of Guy Fieri's new NYC restaurant today, and the Twittersphere is calling on Karl Welzein, a.k.a. DadBoner for a response. Last we heard from Welzein, he and Dave were hiding in the john with the lights turned off and some ranch corn nuts for provisions, after the landlord discovered that Crazy Cooter and his friends had ruined "Club Karl" next door by having deviant carnal relations and going number two in the bathtub. Will Guy Fieri's biggest fan and possible future business partner come out of stick up for Guy's honor, and for Bold Flavor men everywhere? We can only hope, you guys. Here's more,

November 14, 2012

Bison posted in DadBoner

DadBoner Put His Resume On Craigslist

DadBoner a.k.a. Karl Welzein got canned from his job recently, after Nosey Lady found him passed out on the floor of the lady's john when he had some kind of seizure situaish with a bad batch of BL 'Nums. So Karl has been living the "All Freedom Lifestyle," making merry with Dave and Crazy Cooter, but even a Bad Boy has to earn some bread, somehow. So DadBoner has put his rezz (resume, if you still speak square) up on Craigslist, and he's sure to get some hot leads on it real soon. Under his employment history he lists Owner/Operator/CEO of Captain Karl's Pizza Ship (Keepin' the celebraish goin' 24/7 -365 with specials like "buy 11 get the 12th free top shelf margs" and "Cheetos on anything for an extra dollar"), President and CEO, DJ, The works, really of Bad Boy City USA Entertainment (Blar...