Like most of you, I am completely over Jessica Simpson and her pregnancy.
First of all, who dreams of giving birth in a leopard caftan? Second, homegirl needs to understand that the hospital staff will give her a cotton gown to wear, so not only is styling herself out of the question, but she'll be too busy yelling for an epidural to care about her 5-inch Louboutins. But, in the spirit of Jessica's crazy dream, here are three outrageous outfits that Ms. SImpson can give in birth in.
Who else is over this three-year pregnancy?!

Outragous enough for you?

This is my favorite, most unrealisitic outfit for Jessica!

The hat adds a certain touch...
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