Degrassi has a thing for cars, doesn't it? Our favorite show sure does like to get reckless and cause all sorts of accidents and deaths and injuries behind the wheel. That's just it's thing. So maybe we should have seen this coming, EXCEPT WE TOTALLY DIDN'T. Let's start from the very beginning!
No wait, let's not do this without me linking you to all of the other photo 'caps we've done so far!
"Smash Into You, Part One"
"Need You Now, Part One"
"Not Ready To Make Nice, Part Two"
Alright, NOW leggo! Dave and Alli seem totally fine since Dave's been hiding the whole Jacinta thing. Looks like that's about to end riiiiiiiight... NOW.
Alli's mad and independent once again! Which I love. But this is also an episode that has to get in a hook-up, right? Onto Adam and Clare, who cares way too much about this date thing if you ask me. And why in the hell would Adam ever want to go on a date IN JAKE'S JACKET?
Dave is trying to explain the situation to Alli but it doesn't seem like she's having it.
And oh yeah, Mo and Marisol are still partners for the UN Project! Guess how that's going:
You guessed right! Not well at all. But then Dave approaches Jacinta and asks for a sexy encounter. Wait, what is happening?
Marisol is gonna get through this. Except she's starting to break, you guys! She's starting to break!
Time for the big, completely unshocking reveal of who Adam's date is!
Dave played a trick on all of us!
In a moment of complete insanity, Jacinta takes Dave's phone and runs. Because these are just the things that crazy, scorned women do.
Back at... what's the school called again?
Alli has a minor freakout once she realizes Dave and Jacinta are missing. She better not be reading those texts from Jacinta pretending to be Dave. GIRL WHY ARE YOU READING THOSE TEXTS FROM JACINTA PRETENDING TO BE DAVE?
And on the other side of town, someone else's life is busy getting ruined. BUT OH MY GOD WATCH THIS:
Back at Clare's house, Adam is wondering why the hell Tristan and Tori thought he was--GASP--gay. REALLY?!
Adam decides he should probably be a lot nicer to Tristan since he understands how tough it is being LGBT and all. And look: Marisol's being super nice to Mo after hearing his singing voice and totally wanting his pants off:
Jacinta is being carted off to the hospital. But look! DAVE GETS A PRIZE!
So Adam heads back to The Dot, where apparently, Tristan and Tori were just sitting and waiting the entire time while Adam completely ditched their date, went over to Clare's house to talk about it, and then totally went back to The Dot.
Dave hopes his stalker Jacinta doesn't end up dead. Who else is gonna stalk him then?
Katie hasn't gotten in her obligatory scene yet, so here it is!
But look! There's Mo with an award and a confession! And a kiss!
I might be a jerk for saying this, but that might have been the worst kiss in Degrassi history. Seriously. But let's close the epi. Wanna do the honors, Dave?
Jahmil French's finest performance to date, seriously. One of the finest anguish-y moments in recent history.
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