Yo Santa,
For real man, this has been a sweet year. Did you see all those surfboards I snagged at Teen Choice Awards?! The Grammys can suck it! Damn I'm good.
Not to mention I'm smushing Selena Gomez and got about a million other ladies that wanna tap the Biebs. But seriously Santa, what was up with that whack a-s Mariah Yeater chick? You let one girl blow you backstage and all of a sudden you're the baby daddy? That just ain't right. Thanks for coming through on that one big guy!
Seriously, thanks for that paternity Christmas present for me. But if you wanna throw something under the tree, I wouldn't mind a few more awards. Maybe some Kid's Choice Awards? That'd be f-cking sweet. Just keep those teens (and their moms) loving me and I'll be happy in 2012.
Peace, Love, and Bieber
Santa,
What a year man. I went from singing songs in my bedroom to belting out tunes on stage. Not to mention I'm dating Kyle Jenner. Let's hope I have better luck than Kris in that department. Maybe since I don't look like the Jolly Green Giant I'll be ok.
I really wished my plan to take down the Biebs had worked. Why did Mariah have to send me that text? She screwed everything up.
So what can you give to the teen that has everything? Well I'd love to finally grow some chest hair. I think the ladies would love me a lil more. Also, if you could place my doll under every pre-teens tree in America, that'd be a big help.
Thanks Santa.
Cody
Dear Santa,
I think I've had the roughest year of any celeb. It started off rough with the whole stalker thing. Then that skank Mariah tried to take away my man. Who the hell does she think she is?! Santa, will I ever catch a break? I think I've earned it.
So for Christmas, I'd love to have a drama free year. Actually, scratch that. I'd like to earn real cougar status and hook up with that cutie Cody Simpson. I think I've broken my Bieber fever. He's just getting too old, ya know?
Also, if you could keep my future baby sister or brother from stealing my spotlight, that's be phenomenal.
XOXO
Selena
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