I don't know if you heard, but this little movie called The Avengers is coming up and it's basically a sequel to twenty seven different films. And by twenty seven I really just mean five. Anyway, now you can get to the theater at noon on May 3rd for an all day Marvel movie fest (with commemorative pin and poster) and then stay for the midnight showing of The Avengers. Then when you leave the theater, you will wipe the blood from your eyes and instantly throw up.
I mean, come on, I like movies. That's what I do. But twelve solid hours in a theater that will undoubtably become filled with popcorn farts and ICE-E burps does not sound fun. It sounds like whatever they were doing at Guantanamo Bay just less dignified.
BUT if you want to do it, go for it. You are stronger willed than I.
Iron Man starts at noon, then The Incredible Hulk, then Iron Man 2, Thor and Captain America. That'll take you right up to Joss Whedon's epic film, with the hopes you don't pass out or go into a seizure due to the discounted concession prices.
Where can you see this? At the following venues, SORRY NEW YORK:
Huntington Beach Bella Terra 20 + XD
Evanston 18 + XD (Evanston, IL)
Union City 25 + XD (Union City, CA)
Daly City 20 + XD (Daly City, CA)
Cinemark West Plano 20 + XD (Plano, TX)
Cinemark 18 + XD (Webster, TX)
Paradise 24 + XD (Davie, FL)
Valley View 24 + XD (Valley View, OH)
Sacramento Greenback 16 + XD (Sacramento, CA)
Century 16 Bel Mar + XD (Lakewood, CO)
Festival Bay 20 (Orlando, FL)
Cinemark Robinson Township + XD
Egyptian 24 + XD (Hanover, MD)
Cinemark 24 + XD (West Jordan, UT)
Tinseltown 20 (Merriam, KS)
Albuquerque Rio 24 + XD (Albuquerque, NM)
Las Vegas South Point 16 + XD (Las Vegas, NV)
Tinseltown 20 + XD (Pflugerville, TX)
Cinemark 17 + IMAX (Tulsa, OK)
Tucson Park Place 20 + XD (Tucson, AZ)
Tinseltown 17 (Mission, TX)
Tinseltown 20 + XD (El Paso, TX)
Tinseltown 20 + XD (Colorado Springs, CO)
Century 16 + IMAX (Corpus Christi, TX)
Anchorage 16 + XD (Anchorage, AK)
Looks like Alaska just got cool! You can buy your tickets and get your nerd on at Cinemark.com. It's only $20!
--
Follow me on twitter @emilyfcheever
Follow us on twitter @film_ology
[25 Cinemark Locations to Host All-Day, Six-Film Avengers Marathon on May 3]
Comments (1)