Rick Santorum, last seen losing his Pennsylvania Senate seat and currently in a race to be the least loser to Mitt Romney, finally won something when he defeated 14 year old Brianna Westenberger 152-150 in a Wisconsin bowling match on Monday. During a post-game interview Westenberger intimated that she may have let Santorum win, an act of magnanimity we hope will be repaid in the form of a scholarship to the 7 or 8 UC schools of her choice, where she will never, ever learn American history.
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