'Degrassi' Photo Recap: "Not Ready To Make Nice, Part Two"

03/24/2012

EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes, some of the photos overlay places where they shouldn't. It is something we will fix next week! Enjoy them or die. JK I love you.

So I don't know why, exactly, but watching Degrassi just gets more and more hilarious every time I watch it. I'm unsure if the show has actually tried to be funnier or things are just getting more and more ridiculous, but I can hardly get through a scene these days without cackling in laughter at something.

With that being said, I decided to recap this week's episode with pictures! That way, you can see this show the way that I see it. Which is, again, an absolutely ridiculous show. Leggo!

So we start off with that Summer girl, who does seem kinda nice, dropping off Clare. Because you know, Clare ran away from home and if there's anything you should do as a teenager at least once, it's run away to a complete stranger's house.

She didn't actually say anything about Eli but she was definitely thinking it. Anyway, just like Clare was faking not loving Eli, Fiona was faking not loving Imogen. Everyone at Degrassi lies, it's in the handbook.

Right?! Anyway, these two happened again:

But wait- more important things were going on than that. Connor is really developing as a character, you guys!

He's got a plan to ruin Mo's life and his shot at being a productive football team member! Backstabbing Central over here!

But over in Claresville, things aren't so good: see, she's living with Summer but she told her mom she's living with her dad and like some sort of parent who never talks to her estranged husband even if her daughter is staying with them, her mom totally bought it. 'Cept this happened:

Looks like Clare really is out on her own. Gosh I hope Summer isn't a drug dealer or anything because that would be too f*cking priceless. Over at Fiona's Fancy Digs:

DRAMA! They were SO MAD at Fiona for setting them up and not telling them that they were just like GOD, WHAT IS THIS FIONA ARE YOU LIKE IN LOVE WITH IMOGEN OR SOMETHING?!

Not before the season finale, Clare. Cool it. You're supposed to be over here:

Summer and Summer's mute boyfriend WERE drug dealers! S'prise! But before we get to some HUGE CRAZY SH*T, let's deal with the monotony of a school project, shall we?

Meanwhile, Jake was trying to be all caring and sh*t.

Didn't work. But she did give him the address to where she was staying. How else was he going to raid the place in the next scene?

But over in the locker rooms, Mo was getting ready to diss his team in order to date a girl who doesn't even have a Facebook. Like, WHAT?!

Dammit Conor, where are your manners? Now Mo is gonna learn that no one loves him! But guess who IS spreading some love? Yup- Eli and Imogen decide to go on a date with each other. I guess they just didn't want to make out while Fiona was watching. That's normal and I'm fine with that. Fiona's not:

Over at Drugsville, Clare didn't know it yet, but sh*t was about to go DOWN:

But of course, that had to be interrupted (?) by Conor and Mo making up. So let's watch this:

And now back to Clare being a complete idiot:

But guess what, ya'll. It's Degrassi and we know Cake is good. So they don't go to jail!

And in the most ridiculous storyline that's so ridiculous I refuse to even acknowledge the fact that it actually happened, Conor and Mo decide to distract the other football team (wait, is this like a really important game? Doesn't feel like one) by acting gay. Or something?

Ah, there's my line! And they won, I think. No one knows if right after they scored the other team just decided to beat the hell out of Conor and Mo for distracting them and then scored another touchdown. And that's probably what happened. And now that Clare and Jake are outta jail...

So as usual, everything in Degrassi land is back to normal, and there's a neat lil' transition in Conor/Mo and Jake/Clare's relationships. Which is good, because now everyone can go back to being regular and sane! LOLJK that's never gonna happen.

SumOlogy: Clare's struggle for independence comes to an end when she realizes she's just a girl and Jake's a lumberjack!

Grade: B

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