Here's a new Battleship featurette in which they explain the mythos behind the film. HA! Oh wait, they're being serious? Wait, can the people who want to take this movie seriously raise your hand? (Pointing to the people with the raised hands) Get out.
I'm not saying that Battleship is a bad movie because I haven't seen it. I'm one of those rare internet bloggers that try to reserve judgmement until I've seen a movie. I'm also terribly beautiful.
The issue here is that this movie is based on a f*cking board game. And the movie has Rihanna in it. Can we just call a spade a spade (NOT RACIST NOT RACIST) and say that it can be still entertaining if being are aware of it's rididuclous inception?
Anyway, there's something about Goldilocks Planets and the fact that the crus of the film is a real David and Goliath story. America is the David, aliens are the Goliath. You know that America won't take that shit.
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