Nothing beats curling up on a couch and watching your favorite Christmas special on TV. But why settle for the originals when you can have Ology remake these classics. This week, we took on the story that started it all, the birth of Jesus Christ. I hope the Pope doesn’t read this.
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Mary and Joseph played by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit
Adopting a dozen kids is sort of like an immaculate conception, right? God may have a problem with the whole no marriage thing, but I bet their charity work makes up for all their sins. Bonus: their kids can participate by playing the shepherds. We’ll work around those child labor laws.
Wise Men played by Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms and Zack Galifanakis
The Hangover Three: Bethlehem. After surviving Sin City and Bangkok, Jerusalem should be no problem for these three guys. Besides, they know how to take care of baby.
The Angel Gabriel played by Perez Hilton
Screw the shining star. In today’s technological world, the King of Gossip’s website will be the best way to guide people to the new baby.
Baby Jesus played by Beyonce and Jay-Z’s fetus
Come on ya’ll. You know this baby is all ready the second coming of the Lord and Savior. Might as will give it the role it was born to play. Besides, they said Jesus was black.
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