So here's teaser trailer to the teaser trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn- Part 2. First of all, knock it off, Hollywood. I don't need trailers for trailers. I let Prometheus do it because that movie looks awesome. Plus, Damon Lindelof himself tweeted this:
And he wrote the movie. And is executive producing. So if he thinks it's bull then chances are it's pretty major bull.
Anyway, back to Twilight. This is making me LOL and I do not use that phrase lightly. I've talked to several folks about the final installment and I think the consensus rests around that they (the proverbial they) didn't need to make Breaking Dawn in to two parts. SPOILER ALERT: Kristen Stewart turns into a vampire. Or she already did turn into a vampire, I'm not sure. I'm really far behind in the series (dismissive wank motion).
Anyway, this fourteen second clip has Jacob saying "I didn't expect you to seem so....You?" Oh, like there is a huge different between this:
and this:
I can't tell which one I like better. Anyway, that's not the funny part. The funny part is when Edward touches her and goes "We're the same temperature now."
HAHAHAHA WHAT? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC? Is saying that supposed to turn us all on to one of the greatest romances of our generation? How can vampires have sex if they don't technically have blood running through their veins to, uh, get things going? Answer me that, Twilight? Also, where's that weird vampire baby I've heard so much about? Pics or it didn't happen, y'all.
But seriously, that shit's hilarious. I cannot wait for this movie.
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