ATLANTA - When you tune into Monday night's NCAA basketball championship, whether because you love the strains of "One Shining Moment" or because you're one of those lucky few whose bracket is still clinging to life, you'll notice that the players are running up and down a court that appears to be two feet higher than the surrounding floor. It's a strange effect, particularly when the camera catches bench players looking like they're sitting at the kids' table at Thanksgiving.
The reason for the elevated court, which sits 27 inches off the floor, is aesthetic rather than practical. There's an obvious challenge to staging a basketball game, with its 4,700 square feet of court, on a space designed for a football field, with its 45,000 square feet. Seat rows in the Georgia Dome and similar gargantuan are...
A is for Atlanta, which is hosting the Final Four for the fourth time. Marquette beat North Carolina for the national title in 1977, Maryland outclassed Indiana in 2002 and Florida defended its title against Ohio State in 2007.
B is for bloodlines, something Michigan has in abundance. Tim Hardway Jr. is the son of ex-NBA guard Tim Hardaway, Glenn Robinson III is the son of ex-Purdue star Glenn Robinson and Jon Horford is the son of ex-NBA player Tito Horford. All three Wolverines have thrived despite following ...
Will Michigan’s Fab Five reunite in Atlanta to cheer on the 2013 Wolverines?
For a brief moment in the early 1990s, Michigan's Fab Five, a quintet of ridiculously talented freshmen who arrived in Ann Arbor simultaneously, owned college basketball ... or, at least, thought they did. An entire generation of college basketball fans can reel off every one of their names: Jalen Rose. Chris Webber. Juwan Howard. Ray Jackson. Jimmy King. Although they didn't win a national title, they captivated the entire sports world in a way that few college basketball teams had before, and none have since. Their attitude, skill, fashion sense, swift ascent and sudden decline changed the face of the college game in both positive and negative directions. And 20 years later, they're still a topic of conversation.
Four of the Fab Five plan to attend Monday night's championship game, where the 2013-mode...
So I'm watching this Kansas State-Southern Miss. game and kind of losing my mind because 1.) I bet money on Southern Miss. to cover five points and it didn't go how I wanted, but more so because 2.) the announcers have been saying Rodney McGruder's name approximately once per 6.5 seconds.
And every time I hear McGruder's name, not only is that bad news for my Golden Eagles, but I can't help but repeat back to them, usually out loud "MCGRUUBER!"
You know, this McGruber:
Rodney McGruder / McGruber was easily the best player on the floor Thursday afternoon, scoring 30 points on 11-17 shooting. I mean, it was McGruder this and McGruder that. Which for me meant McGruder (MCGRUUUBER!) this and McGruder (MCGRUUUUBER!) that. Panful stuff you guys.
Look out, Syrcuse fans, MCGRUBER is coming for you next. Sorry if I've ruined everything for you. Don't blame me, blame Rodney McGruber. And SNL. And MacGuyver.
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