Alright, I'm going to be honest with you guys. With The Hunger Games coming out to dethrone the tween adaptation empire, I don't really care about Twilight anymore. Primary reason being that Katniss is like, A MILLION times better than Bella. That's like comparing Katharine Hepburn to Jennifer Love Hewitt. It's just...there's no contest.
Anyway, with the DVD release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Target put up all these "exclusive" featurettes and then a bunch of teenage girls cried or some shit. I don't know, I was drinking like a real adult. Anyway, Bella is a vampire, which is good because now her pale, emotionless face makes sense.
If you really want to watch that Target exclusive it's here, but be forewarned, you can't understand a single word and you will be distracted by the reflection of the three people videotaping the screen. Clearly the Target employees could give less of a crap about monitoring piracy. But let's be honest, they're probably taking the diversion to steal a bunch of designer waste bins and cosmetics. I know how the system works.
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