The week is almost coming to a close and with that comes a round of Twitter comments from everyone's love-to-hate, hate-to-love, and in-between celebrities. After scouring the Twitterverse, we're here to bring you the crazy, funny, sweet, or inane tweets that come from the fingertips of celebrities. Come back each week for new tweets to keep you up to date on the everyday thoughts of celebrities.

Zooey Deschanel

"We have been saving up hours for four years and look what we got!!!! an extra DAY! oh. ok. ummm... thanks?"

Bruno Mars

"I'm cooler than a penguin in a refrigerator on a iceberg.. #TopThat"

Lady Gaga

"I'm so excited to launch the BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION at Harvard with my mom tomorrow. I'll be there with an amazing repertoire of experts."

Jerry Ferrara

"Found a grey hair on my leg.. Old age setting in.. #itstartsattheleg"

Whitney Cummings

"The cool thing about having a job is that if you ever fall asleep someone will wake you up by doing something humiliating to you"

Hugh Hefner

"I've been invited to host a Marilyn Monroe Playboy Film Festival at the Grauman's Chinese Theater. It will be my honor."

Kathy Griffin

"Everyone is opting for the Chris Christie fat jokes, but I choose to make fun of how gay his name is."

Ashton Holmes

"Who the fuck says poh-tot-oh!!??"

Ian Somerhalder

"Trying not to consume caffeine on a film set Is impossible -We are hooked- the whole damn lot of us..."

Olivia Wilde

"Jack White solo stuff makes me very happy. Love Interruption is one salty jam. More please."

Michael Ian Black

"I just married nine dudes to annoy Rick Santorum."

Sara Bareilles

"I just tried a Facebook chat. Epic fail. I literally called @SeaJaySays to walk me through. Facebook is a maze in the Hunger Games. #katniss"

David Boreanaz

"Dark Chocolate almonds...damn you!"

Jessie J

"Luggage drama, passport drama, emergency landings.. 40 hours later. Hello Australia :D #ineedashower"

Ryan Seacrest

"Retying the tie...realized it was a little long #idol"

Carson Daly

"It's true, at one point in my career of counting backwards from 10 to 1 and playing boy bands on MTV, I was going to be an Elite Navy SEAL"

Miranda Lambert

"Quote of the day from the random dude at the dollar store: 'Are you Miranda Lambert ?' yea.... 'I'm a good friend of yours'."

Neil Patrick Harris

"Food porn coming up soon. I'm in NY, sitting down to eat. Pics soon."

Rainn Wilson

"If Snooki gives birth to the anti-Christ, I'll be all 'I told you sooooo'."

B.J. Novak

"My name is Grande Americano and my order is an iced double shot latte... Why is this so impossible for them to understand."

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