Growing up hanging out in a dildo factory [check the interview with Nardwaur] and pumping swag out of her ovaries, Kreayshawn is the pinnacle of the prime American upbringing, a universal demonstration of how our product worth as humans correlates directly with our rearing, and example that you can beat the hell out of the dog, but it's still going to piss on the carpet.
These things justify her recent break to defecate on record during an interview with GQ.
"Kreayshawn cracks up. I [GQ reporter, who I imagine drives a Ferrari and lives the life of Jon Travolta in Swordfish] ask, 'What's 'prairie doggin'?'... She stops before the door to the bathroom: 'You know
how a prairie dog kind of pops his head out and then pops it back in?'
She bends her spindly arms up like prairie-dog paws and demonstrates
with her head bobbing up and down. 'That's what my sh*t is doing.' The
bathroom door slides only halfway shut."
I guess these are the things you have to do once you begin the painful fall from grace and tragic realizaiton that the only reason you caught the spotlight in the first place is because you were marketable as a cartoon rather than something with talent.
She went on to diss Lana Del Rey, though that's not important--it's really just convenient that she was taking a sh*t and Lana's name spelled backwards is "anal."

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