Google is keeping very hush hush about this whole thing but guys, GUYS, the future is here. Rumored to hit the stores at the end of this year, Google Glasses (hopefully not their actual name) will be special glasses that are pretty much exactly like your smart phone but you know, make you look stupider.
Hell, for all we know old people have been doing this for ages:
In all seriousness, here are the rumored specs (haha, specs, get it?) of the Google goggles; 3G or 4G connectivity, GPS, motion sensors and the ability to alert the wearer if friends are nearby (or perhaps more useful, enemies?), a camera, and scrolling and clicking capabilities through head tilting. So in no way you will look like a weirdo when wearing this.
Now the Google goggle will probably be useful for business meetings, funerals, childrens' parties...you'll be able to watch porn on the go while keeping your sunglasses on to seem cool. Plus it'll only be $200-$600, which is a steal for a first generation toy that you wear on your head so that Google can now invade your brain space and subtly start world domination with mind control.
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