Watch Jennifer Aniston Strip In The 'We're The Millers' Trailer
Despite the fact that I find Brad Pitt's ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston (cruel identifier, I know) to be the oddest pop zeitgeist anomaly who's had no real trouble staying relevant despite not leading a project nearly as successful as Friends, which shuttered in 2004, she's still getting roles and ostensibly revealing more skin every time. In We're The Millers, she teams up with her Horrible Bosses buddy Jason Sudeikis as she portrays a stripper forced to blend in with a fake family in order to smuggle some drugs across the border, because LOL remember when that always happens to normal people?
Either way, the film's official trailer devotes a full 30 seconds of Jen letting it all hang out, because it you're going to play a stripper/whore these days (Channing Tatum), you've got to have the goods to back it up. Watch the trailer below:
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THIS, but society is in the sh*tter. We use too much resources without any legitimate plans of replacing them. We consume things that are dangerous to our culture, and cultures around the globe. Technology and greed are swallowing us whole. BLAH BLAH BLAH, the world is ending.
So in case you didn't know that, here's another movie about that. It's called Surviving Progress. It's based on a book or something so you could read. But that would be killing trees, you bastards. You could also see the movie, but uh, going to the movies uses electricity which is bad. I don't know. This is why I'm a hedonist. Now where did my wine boy go? I am simply ravenous for a nubile man to serve me the nectars of the gods. I hope these gilded times will never cease!
Basically, this is me:
Here's that stupid movie trailer. It's produced by Martin Scorsese, who I hear is a heavy hitter in the film world.
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