In the week before the Super Bowl between the Patriots and the Giants, guest blogger and international supermodel Gisele Bundchen* will be recording her thoughts and experiences as she prepares to cheer on husband Tom Brady this Sunday.
Well, guys it’s been a… fun week? I don’t know. Honestly, I never expected to find myself in Indianapolis under any circumstance, and I don’t plan on coming back here. Ever. If I’m being really honest, I was kind of hoping that Billy Cundiff guy was going to make that field goal or whatever, then Tommy and I could just relax on my Caribbean island or something. OK, I guess I can’t call Martinique MY island, but it basically is.
To make matters worse, Tom is all pissy about this Vince Wilfork thing, which I apologized for repeatedly. Look, Tom was the one who was pouring ice water down his pants all week and muttering something about Robert DeNiro, who used to be an actor but now just makes money for being mean to Ben Stiller. Anyway, Vince is a nice guy, and he's such a man. Tom was all worried we'd have another "Leo Situation" on our hands, but I told him that was mostly done and I don't think about Leo more than four times a day. I just hope none of this bothers Tom on Sunday, because I really don't like that stupid face Eli Manning makes.
Why do women like Eli, anyway? What shoes does he endorse? Not UGGs, I can tell you that much. All Eli has is some lame commercial about a watch or whatever, and it's just him throwing a football with "precision," which is funny because I don't even like football or whatever, but Eli's throws are notwhat I would consider the definition of precision. Tom's are. Seriously, just look at their commercials.
Tom's UGGs commercial is WAY better than Eli's stupid Citizen Eco-Drive commercial. I hope Vince eats Eli's babies tomorrow. Oh wait, sorry, that was mean. We have a baby, too. I don't even know if Eli has a baby, but if he does, I hope he lives a long and healthy life. I don't want Vince Wilfork to eat your babies, Eli and Eli's wife. I'm sorry if I offended you.
I should probably get going, because the weekend ahead is going to be a long one. People keep trying to interview me about what I think will happen during the Super Bowl, but I don't know! I've never played football before, and all I know is that I hope Tom doesn't get hit too much, especially on his head. Do you hear that, everybody? Stop asking me what I think about the game! Stop asking me how much a hot dog at the Super Bowl costs, Darren Rovell! And no, I don't want an invite to the Playboy Super Bowl party, it sounds lame and gross.
That's enough for me. Thanks for reading, you guys, and thanks to Ology for letting me blog here during the week. I had a lot of fun! And it kept me away from the Indianapolisites for at least an hour every day.
See you soon, let's go Pats, and pray for Tommy!
;) -Gisele
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