We are all aware that nothing in this video makes sense, right? Because the very last thing that “Gimmie All Your Luvin’” makes me think of is football players committing suicide for Madonna, who must be 400 years old and hasn’t aged since peanut butter was invented. Neither has her sound, despite that her coke-induced producer thought giving Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. about a bar and a half each would be refreshing. It’s stupid.
Now I don’t want to hate this video, because there are moments I like quite a bit, like when she’s walking on a wall boosted up by those linebacker studs. But as a whole, it looks like exactly what a Gay Super Bowl would look like, and that’s more insulting than a Katherine Heigl movie. So go ahead, watch Madonna walk through electric rain and whip her hair back and forth and breastfeed and stuff. You earned it!
See? Wasn’t joking about the breastfeeding. Thoughts? Comment!
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