In the week before the Super Bowl between the Patriots and the Giants, guest blogger and international supermodel Gisele Bundchen* will be recording her thoughts and experiences as she prepares to cheer on husband Tom Brady this Sunday.
OK, everybody, this is getting out of hand. I know Super Bowl week is supposed to be all crazy and whatever, but there was no need to forward my private email to the New York Post. You Indianapolians have NO sense of decency or class, and I'm assuming it was one of you who got your hands on it because no one in my circle, not even my dog's reserve ear groomer, would have sent that to the Post for a few extra pennies. Just in case, though, I fired my dog's reserve ear groomer. Does anyone know of any good dog ear groomers in the greater Indianapolis area?
Today was miserable. For starters, I had to go to this local animal shelter thingie to talk about my work with animals and the environment or whatever, but this pitbull started barking and wouldn't stop. This wasn't a cute little puppy pitbull, either, it was like one of those ones that Michael Vick had. Maybe it was one of his? Anyway, he wouldn't stop barking and freaking out, and he kept snapping at all the Indianapolisites until they shot him with a tranquilizer and said they'd have to take him away for a while. I hope he comes back soon, and nicer.
When I got back to the hotel, things didn't get any better. Vince has been texting me all day, and now that I've thought a little bit about my experience with that beautiful mound of a man, I think I've decided that he's not worth my relationship with Tom. Vince is soooo clingy, and I already lost Leo. I don't want to lose Tom. But I'm still not sure what would happen if we got drunk together again...
This city is overrun with trashy white people now. Every day there are more of them, and they stink up all the restaurants and hotels. I don't understand why the city doesn't do something about it. In Brazil, when there's a major sporting event that the whole world will be watching, the police just execute all the riffraff in the favelas. Why can't Indianapolis police just do that here? Or at least beat the hell out of some of those Occupy protesters no one cares about.
Ugg, I'm exhausted. It's almost the Super Bowl though, so it's an exciting time! Please keep Tommy in your thoughts and prayers, I don't want him to get hurt too bad on Sunday.
See you tomorrow!
;) -Gisele
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