I don't know why I'm so f*cking excited for this show, but I am. Bring it on.
"I really did like Mandi." - Wes
Aw, Wes. Not. What happened to the asshole? Anyway, he's jealous Mandi has a boyfriend and thinks he's going to get her back. And face it, he prob will. Meanwhile, Sarah and Vinny's story makes me want to vomit.
"Perhaps we got to know each other biblically." - Sarah
GROSS. Tyrie and Jasmine are fighting. She hates him and he hates her.
"I ain't worried about your stanking booty ass." - Tyrie
Damn! Then they start fighting. She punches him, he calls her a b*tch, whatever.
Meanwhile, the challenge involves beams and hooks suspended above water (as usual). They have to go across the beams. Or something. Dustin and Heather start OK while Wes and Mandi suck. A bunch of other people suck too. And DQ. Unsurprisingly, Emily and Ty do really well. But then Sarah and Vinny do well. Weird.
CT and Diem are fighting while trying to strategize. They fight the whole time and then Robin hits her head going down. Camilla and Johnny finish the challenge while most people barely hit the first beam. They go up against Sarah and Vinny for the power couple position.
"Vinny is just really surprising me. Maybe I should be eating more lasagna too." - Paula
The team that did the worst is Leroy and Naomi. Leroy is excited because he's never seen an elimination round, but something tells me they're going home.
Anyway, Sarah and Vinny end up in the power position. Wes is begging Sarah and Vinny, but he voted for them in Fresh Meat 2, so Vinny wants him gone. OH SNAP.
They all go out to da club.
"I'm just praying that no one gets into any trouble." - Sarah
Aneesa is all over Leroy. Naomi is freaking out.
"I'm gonna end up dead." - Leroy
YEP. Meanwhile, Vinny is getting naked and stupidly drunk. Then, he RIPS Mandi's top off! WTF!?
"If I hit the guy, I will go home." - Wes
Duh. Wes actually acts like a gentleman about the situation. Vinny wakes up to think he's going home (which he should). TJ shows up. Uh oh.
But no, Vinny and Sarah get to choose whose going in the dome. Vinny wants Wes and Mandi in and insults them at the same time. They start arguing. Did he forget about the completely disrespectful thing he did last night? Geez. In the end, Wes and Mandi get chosen.
"I don't think he knows that it's gonna be an uphill battle." - Sarah
Uh oh. TJ shows AGAIN and tells Vinny to leave. That's what I call Karma. And it sucks because Sarah has to leave too. She starts bawling.
"Vinny, I hope I never see you again. Because I'm gonna rip YOUR top off." - Wes
In the dome, there's a circle and they have to hold onto a bar and rip it from their opponent's hands. Best 2 out of 3 wins. And since the power couple just left, the winner becomes the power couple.
"I'm not scared of physical interaction." - Naomi
Leroy beats Wes! Didn't expect that. And then the girls go. Mandi wins!
"This girl has endurance. I'm losing air." - Naomi
Wow, now it comes down to the flip of a coin. It starts pouring rain and the coin falls on the guys. They battle and... LEROY WINS!!!!
"Now I feel like I put my mark in challenge history." - Leroy
Wes goes home earlier than he EVER has on a challenge!
Grade: 7/10
SumOlogy: Let's see... Leroy is kinda hot all of a sudden, I want to see more CT and Diem, and this episode was meh.
CHECK OUT OUR EXIT INTERVIEW WITH SARAH AND VINNY!
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