So I've been intrigued/disgusted by the McG film This Means War for a while. On the one hand it's starring two of the hottest guys on the planet (on my list they're tied for 2nd place...1st is Michael Fassbender) Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. The premise of the movie is that those dudes are spies and best friends and they're fighting over Reese Witherspoon. Yeah. Right. Nothing against Reese Witherspoon but there's a flaw in your film right there.
Watch the trailer here.
...and the poster here.
But now Variety is reporting that the This Means War, which will be released on Valentine's Day, will be rated R. This can only mean one thing, guys...SEX AND BAD LANGUAGE! Celebrations are in order:

Now I'm not saying that sex and the f-bomb makes a movie better but sex and the f-bomb makes a movie better. Especially when we're talking about a film that looks wholly cliché despite the attractive and talented cast. And for those freak parents who are now not going to take their kids to the movie: like violence is any better? Pine and Hardy beat the crap out of each other and even shoot each other, basically showing us that sex is a sport. Oh and Chelsea Handler's in the flick. You don't want to expose your kids to that.
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