Alright. I'm done. This is it. I'm officially getting rid of whatever estrogen I have left and moving to a secluded cabin in the Canadian mountains. There's no hope left for women anymore. GOODBYE.
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Here are the posters for What To Expect When You're Expecting and they are so absolutely banal and mind numbingly photoshopped I want God to revoke child bearing privileges for women until we get all this stuff sorted out. Peeing on a stick? LOLZ. Bigger boobs? They went there!

Oh Anna. You're so much better than this.

I really want to bash my brains in. This is the fakest thing that has ever happened. Ever. Fakey McFakerson.

"Hell, I would have gotten pregnant when I was a teenager! Just for the fact that I get bigger breasts! Just like a woman to abandon rationality just for cosmetic purposes!"

You know what else sucks? These posters.

Saving the most hilarious for last. The only poster without a pregnant belly, the only poster with the actual book. Plus, J-Lo. OOOOoooh J-Lo.
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