The Braless Weekend

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The Braless Weekend

On Jan 22, 2012

Bras – they can be just oh so horrible. Constricting, chaffing, unflattering – like I said horrible.

So when certain celebs opt to step out without pouring themselves into one of those horrid contraptions, can you blame them? Nope, didn't think so. However, the bra does serve a purpose. To keep your goods contained and looking, well, good. Not to mention they also do something or another for posture.

So while you can't blame a celeb for stepping out braless, you can blame a few of them for not taking the proper steps when pulling off the "free to be" look. You know, like not making sure their goods look good, like wearing the most inappropriate attire, like say maybe a sheer shirt, or just a really badly cut one. (uggh, that's probably the worst) And this weekend Rumer Willis, Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan earned themselves a few eye rolls, and even more double takes.

For instance, Willis' little 'oh, I'll just throw on this grey piece of crap, no big deal' move when taking a spa day in Los Angeles this weekend was just, well – gross and really unacceptable. Not only was the 23-year-old letting 'them thangs' flop about, she didn’t give a damn about how they looked. The girl's got so much to work with and instead she keeps it sloppy, sloppy.

Cyrus though, now she was a little more daring and responsible, if you will, with her choice of attire. Yeah she made sure her goods looked good in the right top, slightly fitted, but she could've given a little more consideration to the color. Come on, white? Really? The 19-year-old knew that as soon as she stepped into the West Hollywood eatery Wockano that the air conditioning was going to transform her wardrobe. Oh, she knew.

Lohan however, well, she just don’t give a fuh. Straight up. The 25-year-old once amazingly talented actress turned playgirl sauntered around Beverly Hills, bra-less and wearing a completely transparent black T-shirt. Why? Because Lohan don't give a fuh, that's why. Well, that and because everyone already knows what they look like, so what's the need to keep 'em confinded now, right? Still though, it's unflattering.