Tim Tebow is successful, somewhat famous, and semi-decent looking. So how is it that this Bible hugging Broncos player has yet to bag a Hollywood hotty? I mean, I’m sure it’s hard to date the second coming of Jesus, but come on ladies! Hopefully Ology’s suggestions will get him to start playing off the field.
Lady Gaga
Sure she may be a monster, but that’s good for a guy with no experience in the bedroom. If he’s lucky, his first time will be an orgy with her and her alleged boyfriend Taylor Kinney. I mean, it’s not gay if it’s in a three-way, right?
Katy Perry
She’s single and ready to mingle. He’ll be a huge step up from her ex-husband Russell Brand, who seems to lack any type of compassion. At least God blessed Tebow with the ability to care.
Leah Messer
This Teen Mom star could have had an abortion, and chose not to. That probably earns her several points with the hard core Christian. If he can get pass her two marriages, then they’ll be all set.
Sammi “Sweetheart”
Giancola
He needs a fun girl. She needs a guy who can take a hit (or two). So basically, they are the perfect pair. They can even spend the off season on the shore!
Kim Kardashian
She all ready married a 20-something basketball player, so why not try a 20-something football player? I just hope he’s ok hooking up with someone who made a sex tape.
Lea Michele
Two huge fame whores deserve each other. And thankfully, she only plays a Jew on tv.
Taylor Swift
Come on, you know pictures of the singer and athlete would make you go “aww.” She’s the girl-next-door that every God loving momma’s boy wants. Just don’t break her heart Tebow, because you end up the star of an angry country song.
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