Tim
Tebow is successful, somewhat famous, and semi-decent looking. So how is it
that this Bible hugging Broncos player has yet to bag a Hollywood hotty? I
mean, I’m sure it’s hard to date the second coming of Jesus, but come on
ladies! Hopefully Ology’s suggestions will get him to start playing off the
field.
Lady Gaga
Sure
she may be a monster, but that’s good for a guy with no experience in the
bedroom. If he’s lucky, his first time will be an orgy with her and her alleged
boyfriend Taylor
Kinney. I mean, it’s not gay if it’s in a three-way, right?
Katy Perry
She’s
single and ready to mingle. He’ll be a huge step up from her ex-husband Russell
Brand, who seems to lack any type of compassion. At least God blessed Tebow
with the ability to care.
Leah Messer
This
Teen Mom star could have had an
abortion, and chose not to. That probably earns her several points with the
hard core Christian. If he can get pass her two
marriages, then they’ll be all set.
Sammi “Sweetheart”
Giancola
He
needs a fun girl. She needs a guy who can take a
hit (or two). So basically, they are the perfect pair. They can even spend
the off season on the shore!
Kim Kardashian
She
all ready married a 20-something basketball player, so why not try a
20-something football player? I just hope he’s ok hooking up with someone who
made a sex tape.
Lea Michele
Two
huge fame whores deserve each other. And thankfully, she only plays a Jew on
tv.
Taylor Swift
Come
on, you know pictures of the singer and athlete would make you go “aww.” She’s
the girl-next-door that every God loving momma’s boy wants. Just don’t break
her heart Tebow, because you end up the star of an angry country song.
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