Teen girls across the country are begging their boyfriends to shave their heads. The reason? Robert Pattinson showed up at The People's Choice Awards the other night with no hair! He pulled a Britney!!! Is he having a nervous breakdown? Does he need to free himself from the stresses of being the sexiest faux-vampire on Earth?
No official reason was given as to why Mr. Pattinson shaved his sexy locks. The 25-year-old teen idol accepted the award for Favorite Drama Movie at The People's Choice Awards on Wednesday night. He got out of his front row seat to accept the award on behalf of the cast and crew of Water For Elephants. Did you all love that movie? I liked it. But was it the best dramatic movie of the past year? No. I say that with a period...not a question mark. No, it was not the best dramatic movie of the year. I love me some Reese and Robert, but come on...
Most importantly the actor was seated next to the legendary Betty White. This made me very happy. As I am sure it made every other homosexual in the country happy. Seeing one of the sexiest actors seated next to the last living Golden Girl was definitely a highlight of the award show. The question is...Did Betty even know who he was?
What do you think? Is R. Patz shaving his scalp for a new role or is it just for a change? Do you like it or do you prefer him to have a full head of hair? Weigh in below! Comment in the comments section!!!
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