Oh the 90s. The decade of boy band battles, glitter-infused jellies and the always delicious Dunkaroos. A time when you confronted people in person, and didn't hide behind clever screen names. An era when insults were clever, yet cheesy, and highly encouraged. Here are Ology's top insults from the 1990s.
10. U-G-L-Y. You ain't got no alibi. You UGLY! (BURN!)
9. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Girls go to college to get more knowledge. (Girls didn't realize just how stupid this made us sound.)
8. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. (Anyone who said this clearly couldn't throw a punch.)
7. You ain't all that and a bag of chips. (Then Pringles came along ruining this insult for all.)
6. Talk to the hand, cuz the ears ain't listening. (This probably worked best for deaf kids.)
5. I know you are, but what am I? (A question that leaves people speechless.)
4. Loser. Loser. Double Loser. As if. Whatever. Get the picture duh! (Five insults, complete with hand choreography)
3. This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out of it. (Three really is a crowd.)
2. Any thing referencing "yo' momma." (No wonder so many parents hate their kids.)
1. I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! (You can't argue with science.)
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